Consumer Reports rubbishes iPhone X
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Thursday, 07 December 2017 12:42

Consumer Reports rubbishes iPhone X


iPhone 8 is better

US consumer group Consumer Reports has rubbished Apple’s iPhone X and claims that Jobs' Mob’s iPhone 8 was a better phone despite being much cheaper.

Apple allows iPhone X out into the cold for first time
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Just in time for Winter

The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has apparently fixed a flaw with in its over-priced iPhone X which caused it to stop working if the temperature dropped below freezing.

Kid breaks into his mum’s iPhone X
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Monday, 20 November 2017 14:46

Kid breaks into his mum’s iPhone X


Super-secure tech destroyed by a ten-year-old

A 10 year old kid broke into his mother’s over-priced, super-secure  iPhone X just by looking at it.

Iphone X face recognition insecure
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 14 November 2017 11:55

Iphone X face recognition insecure


You probably were not expecting this

The “killer app” on the overpriced iPhone X, its facial recognition system, has a glaring security hole caused by poor programming.

iPhone X has yet more problems
Published in News
Monday, 13 November 2017 16:22

iPhone X has yet more problems


Ears to you, Mrs. Robinson

There seem to be more local problems popping up on Apple’s latest super expensive iPhone X.

Iphone X cost $370 to make
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Friday, 10 November 2017 12:45

Iphone X cost $370 to make


Boldly going where no mark-up has gone before

While the Tame Apple Press is trying to convince you that the iPhone X is packed full of new technology, it appears that it only cost Jobs’ Mob $100 extra to make.

iPhone X can’t handle British winter
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Friday, 10 November 2017 11:26

iPhone X can’t handle British winter

Expensive phone freezes

British Apple fanboys who emptied their bank accounts to buy Apple’s hugely overpriced gadget are finding that it cannot handle the cold British weather.

Apple admits iPhone X has screen problems
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 07 November 2017 10:57

Apple admits iPhone X has screen problems


You get what you pay for

Apple has admitted that its overpriced iPhone X is suffering from the same screen problems as its rivals who had the misfortune of also putting out OLED screens.

iPhone X Gigabit modem won't fly
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Tuesday, 07 November 2017 10:23

iPhone X Gigabit modem won't fly


Will be capped for Intel sake

There is no big surprise that iPhone X uses Qualcomm’s Snapdragon X16 modem and is capable of Gigabit LTE speed, but since Intel version doesn’t support this speed, both phones will be capped at the lower speed.

iPhone X breaks on the first drop
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Monday, 06 November 2017 12:41

iPhone X breaks on the first drop


Better keep it safe in a nice box at home

The iPhone X is so fragile it will break the first time you drop it